Country Teasers
HELLO COUNTRY FANS! 13 YEARS 8 ALBUMS AND 5 YEARS OF HAPPY ASSOCIATION WITH I.T.R REACH A GREAT HEIGHT THIS MONTH WITH OUR MATURE ALBUM THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!
LET'S ALL KEEP OUR FINGERS CROSSED THAT THE 15 YEAR LOHRAW INVERSE PULP LAW "EVERY BAND WILL BE FAMOUS FOR 15 MINUTES IF IT STAYS TOGETHER FOR 15 YEARS" RULE WILL COME OUT SOON FOR US!(2008) MEANWHILE WE WILL BE IN YOUR COUNTRY IF YOU LIVE IN THE GREAT SATAN BETWEEN MAY AND JUNE 2006! CHECK WWW.THEREBEL.CO.UK FOR THE NEWS!
DO IT IN SMALL CASE OR IT MIGHT NOT WORK THOUGH! MY BROTHER DESIGNS THE SITE AND I DO THE UPDATES! WHY DIDN'T I UPDATE THIS BIOG.SPIEL BEFORE, I DON'T KNOW, AM I ILL?! IF YOU ARE READING THIS IN 2008, OUR BIG YEAR (WE STARTED IN 1993 YOU KNOW), PLEASE EMAIL ME AND TELL ME TO WRITE THE FUCK A NEW FUCKING BIOG ALREADY!
HEY BANDS TAKE A LESSON FROM THE RECENT ONION ABOUT PAEDOPHILE LOSES INTERST IN VICTIM AFTER BECOMING BORED BY HER MYSPACE DOT COM! RUPERT MURDOCH IS REELING YOU IN DUDES! IF YOU'RE READING THIS IN 2121 AND I WAS WRONG, SORRY ABOUT THAT!
